tint my ride!
6.27.2007
i drive a car that's not tinted. i never thought there was anything wrong with clear windows but now, i want that changed for various reasons:
- first, i cannot sing. whenever i do, i try to open my mouth the least i can while trying to make the loudest sound that i can produce. but even if i do that, people still notice and stare;
- second, i cannot dance in heavy traffic, which is terribly hard on my part since i dance with or without music;
- third, i cannot make a mess when i eat something like a shawarma or nachitos because people might think i'm a dirty pig with no manners;
- and last, i cannot laugh when i'm driving all alone lest i want people to think that i'm a nutcase.
a while ago, i was listening to "the morning show" (which is aired in the morning on 92.3). i find that show hilarious, and it was even funnier a while ago since they had gisele sanchez as their guest. every time i laughed, i'd lean my head against the steering wheel so that the people riding in the jeepneys beside me wouldn't see what i was doing, but that didn't really help much.
i swear it was really, really funny. i couldn't stop talking about it when i arrived in school! see, they have this game where they ask their guests really frank and vulgar questions and every time you answer honestly, you get one point.
gisele is crazy..
..when asked if she's had any plastic surgery done:
only my eyelids. my breasts are real, they even got smaller. that's because i breastfed. when you breastfeed, some of the stuff is taken by the baby.. and the daddy!
..when asked whether she thinks that andi is a virgin or not:
andi's a virgin, i can tell if a girl's a virgin or not.. because i'm not!
..at one point she said that she wanted to fart but she was stopping herself since there were so many people around. the dj's told her that they'd give her an extra point if she'd fart:
my fart is silent but deadly.. ayoko nga!.. baka ma chismis na "gisele sanchez: mabaho ang utot".. i've held it in 3 times already.. i'm wearing short shorts pa! (and then she talks about how she doesn't want her, uhhhh, fecal matter to ooze out).
gross, yes, but if you heard her and the way she said things, you'd laugh too.
*i just recalled these things from my memory. mind you, mine is fairly better that the average person's.
7:11 PM
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sexy back
6.26.2007
i spent two and a half hours in the gym at city sports with yan yan a while ago. 30 minutes on the treadmill, sit-ups, weights, 2 sets of 20 on probably every machine, and 10 (forgive me) minutes of cardio.
i'm FINALLY serious about losing weight this time! no more empty promises and telling myself that i'll start working out in the summer, and then sem break, and then christmas break, and on and on and on. really, i even threw up my dinner just 5 minutes. haha kidding.
watch out everyone.. i'm going to bring sexy back!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
7:23 PM
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maria floooooorrrrrr..
6.23.2007
here is a summary of my classmates' conversations (which i have deliberately not translated in english to make it more effective) about the only thing they could talk about today, june 26, 2007 (saturday):
1: "huy! kita kag 'maria flordeluna'?"
2: "oo! namatay siya!"
3: "haaaaaaaaaaa?! shet ka grabeeee!"
1: "ay kabati uy! kato tang batig nawng namatay.."
4: "lagi.. ning hilak ka?"
2: "o - aw! wa.. ako rang mama.."
1: "maytag naay dvd noh kay mu palit jud ko! wa jud ko kasugod.."
me: "maypa manan-aw mog 'impostora'!"
repeat the lines above a hundred times to get an idea of how my day was like.
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nothing compares
6.13.2007
my days of unproductivity are over. school is back.
you know, school which is boring and tiring and which forces you to wake up really early in the morning? how depressing. i'm back to putting my blue uniform on every morning, trying to survive terrible traffic, writing the longest notes in advance, and listening to teachers talk about things i really couldn't care less about.
if i could have one wish right now, it would be to have one more week (or two.. or a month.. or a year even) of freedom - more time to have the most interesting conversations with friends ("no way!..", "you're kidding?!, "ah grabeha!.."), more time for drinking sessions where things that aren't supposed to be said are revealed (it's right then, how a drunk person is a true one), more time for food trips (plus feeling guilt and regret afterwards), more time to go the beach (i was there like, what, 3 times only?), and more more time to rest and sleep and wake up to find out that i don't have to go to school and so i can continue sleeping (one of the most wonderful feelings, i swear).
the summer that just passed is the shortest one i've ever had (just three weeks) but so far, it's been the best. maybe because i bonded with old friends so much. maybe because i got - uhhh - intoxicated by alcohol tons of times (a while ago i learned that i hit nico teves' face on my birthday). maybe because i had the bestest birthday ever. or maybe because nursing life got so tiring that taking a much-deserved break was what i looked forward to the most that it became the most important thing in the world and the greatest gulp of air. nad i'm not speaking only for myself, mind you.
*sigh* =(
7:18 PM
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wouiestz!
6.09.2007
message i received on friendster:
Date: Friday, 8 June, 2007 5:5 AM
Subject: bai
Message: ayaw lang pag chansingi si (insert name here) kung pwede lang
..and all i can say is PAG CHUR WOUIESTZ! hahahahaha.
moving on to lighter and probably UNfunnier things, i went to cris go's last thursday night and jiggy had this sudden stroke of brilliance to take "i.d. pictures" of the people. so so so here they are:
so that's bobet, kyko, jacobe with green background, paulo, cris, david, corro, yan yan, ANOTHER jiggy, me, and the best among the rest & my current ym display image.
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