i used to be disgusted at stretch marks, but now i have them on my hips, arms, and legs.
anyway, i had a sign made for my door:
i wanted something like "do not enter" below my name, but that would read "paolo do no enter". i haven't hung it yet, though, because i'm thinking of painting my door another color. i was thinking of green, but my room's red so that would make it too christmassy. yellow, perhaps?
