hello loyal readers - wait, i'm not sure someone actually bothers to check my blog anymore considering how i haven't posted anything since january. the only person who's adding to my hits is me. hahaha isn't that the saddest thing?

but now that you're reading this, though, you MUST be wondering what i've been up to since my last entry and i will happily address all your thoughts!

first of all, i have discovered the joy of buying things online. i have a package arriving tomorrow and another one on thursday afternoon and i haven't been this thrilled since.. ummmmm.. well, since the last time i felt thrilled. hahaha. i wish cebu had more interesting stores, though. i can NEVER find anything interesting here. or maybe i just don't look hard enough?

second, i think i've gained 37254 pounds. the last time i weighed myself was in late 2006, i think, for our nutrition class and i was 160. in march of 2006, i was 130. if my weight gain has been constant and if my computations are correct, i must be over 200 pounds by now! but no no no i think 200 is too much. i'm probably 195. HAHAHAHA. hmmm that's still too much. okay, i'm probably 175. ugh. plus summer's just a few days away so how do you expect me to go to the beach with this fat suit i'm in?

speaking of summer, i'm going to spend 3 weeks of my vacation doing hospital duty. i hate hospital duty. so far, i've already spent a total of 5 days doing it and every time i get home i contemplate killing myself. haha. one time, i contracted a fever from my 1 year old patient (which is called a nosocomial infection, by the way, since i got it from the hospital) and i wish i had never taken up nursing in the first place.

OH and the worst thing happened in january! we had our return demonstration for this procedure called enema and a classmate performed it on me. i swear it was the most disgusting thing i've ever gone through, and one of the most painful. so painful, in fact, that i screamed FUCK in front of our clinical instructor. for those of you who don't know what enema is, THIS is how it looks like.

ANYWAY our final exam is on this thursday and i should really be studying, so i'm ending here. and make sure to check my blog more often because i'm back yo! hahahahaha