i drive a car that's not tinted. i never thought there was anything wrong with clear windows but now, i want that changed for various reasons:
first, i cannot sing. whenever i do, i try to open my mouth the least i can while trying to make the loudest sound that i can produce. but even if i do that, people still notice and stare;
second, i cannot dance in heavy traffic, which is terribly hard on my part since i dance with or without music;
third, i cannot make a mess when i eat something like a shawarma or nachitos because people might think i'm a dirty pig with no manners;
and last, i cannot laugh when i'm driving all alone lest i want people to think that i'm a nutcase.
a while ago, i was listening to "the morning show" (which is aired in the morning on 92.3). i find that show hilarious, and it was even funnier a while ago since they had gisele sanchez as their guest. every time i laughed, i'd lean my head against the steering wheel so that the people riding in the jeepneys beside me wouldn't see what i was doing, but that didn't really help much.
i swear it was really, really funny. i couldn't stop talking about it when i arrived in school! see, they have this game where they ask their guests really frank and vulgar questions and every time you answer honestly, you get one point.
gisele is crazy..
..when asked if she's had any plastic surgery done:
only my eyelids. my breasts are real, they even got smaller. that's because i breastfed. when you breastfeed, some of the stuff is taken by the baby.. and the daddy!
..when asked whether she thinks that andi is a virgin or not:
andi's a virgin, i can tell if a girl's a virgin or not.. because i'm not!
..at one point she said that she wanted to fart but she was stopping herself since there were so many people around. the dj's told her that they'd give her an extra point if she'd fart:
my fart is silent but deadly.. ayoko nga!.. baka ma chismis na "gisele sanchez: mabaho ang utot".. i've held it in 3 times already.. i'm wearing short shorts pa! (and then she talks about how she doesn't want her, uhhhh, fecal matter to ooze out).
gross, yes, but if you heard her and the way she said things, you'd laugh too.
*i just recalled these things from my memory. mind you, mine is fairly better that the average person's.
